East Coast Conservative Destroys Loons, Inc

East Coast Conservative Successfully Attacks Loons, Inc.

Conservative Warrior: Snowflakes, loons and other sensitive people who easily suffer from hurt feelins’ should immediately leave this article.  East Coat Conservative Joan Glaser doesn’t pull any punches…and could care less about your neurotic feelings and unfocused thoughts.

Warning: If you belong to any of these groups that are members of Loons, Inc.  expect a brutal attack that completely destroys your sick beliefs.

 Loons, Inc.

• Black Lives Matter
• CHOP stick figures
• Antifa
• Statue, monument slayers
• Comrades in Harm, pop up props/educated morons/plantation village idiots
• Bleedin heart white liberal guilt trippers
• Racist carpetbaggers
• 60‘s revolutionayers
• Democrat Socialist Party
• Liberalite-Progressive Syndicate
• NeverTrumpers
• Deep State goon squad (curtained n/er in-yer-face personal)
• Doolittle Congress
• D.C. incestuous cesspool creature-features
• HACKS, alphabet soup media/academia/social media
• Leftie westie techie coast
• Follyhood
• Leftie beastie eastie big mouths
• CLANS, Svengali/Hoover
• RINO’s

Cast o’ PANDERIN biz’, co.’s, corp.’s, athletic/religious/charity/nonprofit/ financial/educational/social/culture-vulture organizations, institutions blue state Gov.’s, Mayor’s, officials (state, local.)

Part 1: Loons and Lies

1. This is ONE DYSFUNCTIONAL!, HATE-fueled!, VILE-BILE spewin! fam damily.
2. They LIE fer a livin! They LIE on purpose! They LIE ta serve their own SELFISH!, NARCISSISTIC! personal/professional/political/social/ culture-vulture/financial agenda’s!, standins! THAT’S their m.o. They’re LIARS!
3. They’ve USED N ABUSED every CRISIS! (WASTE NOT!; manufacture IF necessary!) Every EXCUSE! in their tricky-dick, INSATIABLE! quest ta KILL he U.S. n REPLACE her wid the Union of American Socialist States. Ta create ‘the perfect utopian liberalite-progressive-socialist-communist-fascist-Marxist-Maoist-Femme Nazi-Gay Nazi paradisio on Planet Earth.’
4. AMERICA. Founded on liberty n freedom. The Constitution. The exceptional, noble experiment bar none. STILL, America is NOT perfect. BUT she continually EVOLVES. Rights her course. Corrects her ‘wrongs.’
5. re’s, EXP. WHY folks risk their lives (n some DO DIE tryin!) ta come ta America – IF America’s SO racist!? EXP. WHY, when in dire straits, countries ALWAYS seek out ‘ONLY’ America fer help!? – IF America’s ‘The Great Satan!?’ re’s,
6. EXP. HOW IS IT Oprah’s wealthy? Jay-Z’s wealthy? Beyonce’s wealthy? Athletes’re wealthy? N! Musicians? Actors? Actresses? Biz folks? Politicians? Reg folks? Are wealthy? “ONLY IN America.”
7. WHY O WHY are they ALL still livin here!? – IF America’s SO SICK!? – SO ROTTEN-TA-THE-CORE!? – SO EVIL!? – THE ROOT CAUSE O’ ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS!?

Part 2: Loons are a National Disgrace 

1. TODAY, ‘livin in Civil War II: A National Disgrace.’ A nation divided inta those who HATE America. DISAVOW her wid a rainbow passion. Those COMMITTED ta (like white on rice) EMPLOY futuristic-apocalyptic, range-ranch arms/branches o’ DESTRUCTION in their woke-wake STATE, ‘evil monster WAYS n mean spirited MEANS ta achieve their LOON ends.’
2. The ‘ONE’S’ America’s been BEGGIN FER!, WAITIN ON! PANTIN FER! (size 60‘s!, mannequin-harlequin CLONES! [NOT! MORT BUT SHOULD BE!]) DEF! ‘as is!’, thick crusty skulls o’ LOONS! CRACKED mule ghouls! Jackasses! HEE HAW LIAR Pack, Inc.
3. They ‘show’ laundry lists o’ demands! BUT coyly, slyly DON’T ‘tell’ the ploys roundin out potted plottins! Mange-plague planted plans! As ‘L’ scummy scumresidue rises! (ovaflowin the t bowls!), their bald faced LIES pop out the wash!
4. What DO ‘L’s’ care ‘bout most? BEIN anointed ‘rulin class!’ Chummy chum roamin ‘round courtyards! SMOKIN! COOKIN WID GAS! Gloatin! Gleefully smirkin! Twinkle toein ‘love in’s!’ Tuggin-twirlin tutu’s twerkin! Pluckin daisy’s! Playin wid love beads! BEIN planted in Power n Control Tower! Op’in in the West Wing! Feelin ALL GIT OUT Follyhood! On set. Stage. Head o’ the conga lines!
5. LET’S NOT FERGIT ALL! p.c. propagandized politicization, bastardization LIVIN!, BREATHIN! In the depths o’ wells, bullychik-meanness-divisive-doubla standards-hypocrisy-transference. Clingalingin convolution. Dilution. Pollution. Revolutions. Palace Amusements. Vis-a-vis fav flav cause celebres-crises du jour!
6. INFOLDIN dank, dark, damp, doomy-gloomy rat holes/snake pits/vantz woodworks o’ the party fka Democrat – OOPSY DAISY! – therein ARRIVES the ALIGNMENT-ASSIGNMENTS!, KKK-Segregation-Racism-Lynchins (blacks N Repubs)-Jim Crow-HATE. ‘The Party Most Likely ta SEPARATE! FUMIGATE! SUBJUGATE! ANNIHILATE! The Opposition (ones aginst ALL ‘D’ now ‘L’ locksteppin!)’ SALUTIN the flag o’ ‘L’ tilt o’ whirl parallel universe (a dollar bill) flyin ova a big bed!
7. EMBEDDED, SOSO (same ole shitty op’s.) OPTIONS, (a) Don’t know, (b) Do know but don’t care, (c) Do-Be implimentin ‘ingrained grist runoffs the mill grain TA THE HILT!

Part 3: Pigs in a Blanket, Fry Em’ Like Bacon

1. When candidate Trump asked a black crowd in Detroit, “What the HELL do you have to lose?” (votin fer him), he was on solid ground. Black folks overwhelminly, consistently vote fer Demrats; n WHAT do they haveta SHOW fer their precious votes? HUH?! “LESS THAN NOTHINNESS!”
2. INSULT ta INJURY, ‘livin on the Demrat plantation.’ Payin a hefty TITHE ta boot! (as in) votes-pride-dignity-safety-family-religion-strides-sacrifices- jobs-education-their very lives!
3. “PROMISES MADE!, PROMISES ERASED!” Words PLUCKED off pages TA ‘basement graves!’ (once elected.) ONE month IS ALL IT TAKES TA break the ball n chain! PANDERIN!, in the 1st degree!
4. Yea!, man!, like, uh, ah, um, ya know, LET’S git rid o’ ALL cops! “Pigs in a blanket, fry em like bacon!” Singin “BYE! BYE! blue cities/states/human lives! ‘Welcome Mat’, NO-GO ZONES! Flat line landin strips!, bar/fruit flies!.DON’T! sit out on yer porch at night! DON’T let yer children out in the sunlight!/out o’ yer sight! DO-BE prisoners inside YER OWN HOMES! DO-BE THANKIN the BASE, el-DrekO’s!, el-LekO’s!, el-ShmekO’s! YA VOTED INTA OFFICE. RIGHT ON!, mumu minions! fool tools! knave slaves!
5. ‘L’s’ say “LET’S play-apply BLAME Games!” Springboard ‘the usual suspect-subjects on l-p tailor-made parallel line (at The Okey-Dokey Ranch.).
6. ‘L’s’ say “LET’S chide-deride MENTAL MIND Games!” MANIPULATION. Brain/white/black washin. Booby traps locked, stocked, chock full o’ GARBAGE. TOMB-GROOMIN 60‘s drum beat-bleats, SDS! WU! BLACK PANTHERS! Revolutionayers who became fugitives! THAN inmates! TA tenured prof’s! (“didn’t bomb enough.”) TA speakers! FINALLY mentors! (as fingers-on-keyboard type click click return button OI, VAI’S! from these filthy dirty disgustin NEG, DEPRESSIN thoughts!) (Footnote, RIH!, revolvin door 60‘s!)
7. BAIT-SWITCH games ta subject’s hard core. TOE TAG em. Pigeon hole each ‘kind’ (as in) groupie group groupin. Rallyin ‘round robin o’ stupid bimbo bitches/wussy pussies bar/fruit flies barnstormin GALORE.

Part 4: The Looney Loons

1. PAINTIN. REEKIN. DELETIN. DEMANDIN. WEAKENIN. ALL! sanctionin HANDILY!, READILY! by ‘the servants o’ The Cause, Cliquechiks.’ FABLED!, UNSTABLE! ENABLERS. COLLUDERS. HANDLERS. sleazy greasy grimy slimy ‘L’ CREEPS n SNEAKS.
2. ‘L’ syndromes weasel wormy RUININ ‘ONE too many lives’ (BEAUCOUP) INTA SUBMISSION. DIVERT. PERVERT. CONVERGE. On subjects’ weaknesses inta ‘the realm o’ exploitation!’, the ‘prey’ BEG ‘PRETTY PLEASE!, STOP!’ CRY ‘UNCLE!’ Which is EXACTLY the sharp n pointed POINT o’ this ‘L’s’ exercise: “LET’S make a DEAL! Prey gives in. WE win. END O’ IT!”
3. The ‘true blue’s signal!’ yer THEIRS!, booby prizes! OWNED 100%! ha ha hardy ha ha tee hee GOES goon-buffoon-LOON-moonbeam SQUADS! O O
4. “LOONS came fer children (schools) THAN it was Christians n Jews (biz’; fer LBGTQ+) ONTA Republicans n conservatives (warpin/corral-chaparralin morals, chorals, florals, laurels) FOLLOWED BY whites (privilege, supremacy) NEXT BLAME-SHAMIN The Undecided inta eatin ALL ‘L’ phoney baloney macaroni n cheesecake PLUS added attractions-distractions, Animal Kingdom phylums n species LASTLY TRUMP!!! (trailed by his supporters.)
5. SINCE DAY 1, June 16, 2015. ALL the ROOSTED, chicken livered COWARDS in the COUPS! – CALIPHATES! – CABALS! – CULTS!’  chugga chugga PROCLAIM, ‘DUMP ON TRUMP!’ ‘SEND HIM PACKIN!’ ‘OFF TA JAIL!’ NO ‘SURPRISE!’ cake here! CHOO CHOO
6. “Apres ‘The End o’ 2 ERRORS’, President Trump (my NYC bro) IS a breath o’ fresh air!
7. LOON DOMESTIC TRAITOR TERRORISTS RAPE. PILLAGE. PLUNDER. BURN. TOPPLE. BARRICADE. INITIATE NO-GO ZONES. SEGREGATE. BULLYCHIK. THREATEN. INTIMIDATE. SWARM. ATTACK. KILL. Have CARTE BLANCHE ta MARAUD!, packs! DO as they DAMN WELL PLEASE! – SANS CONSEQUENCES!!!

Part 5: Wake Up America

1. “WHILST I!, a civilized, law abidin citizen REMAIN on lockdown! (EXILED!, EXORCISED! from my 1st Amendment religious rights!, freedom o’ speech!, the ability ta have the quality o’ life I! see fit); wid NO END IN SIGHT! The quarantine lives ON!, O blue state o’ mine!”
2. Ta ANYONE usin their God-given brain, ya KNOW! DAMN WELL this is a ‘LET’S GIT TRUMP!’ 2020 game. Who CARES! ‘bout COLLATERAL DAMAGE!, ACCEPTABLE LOSS! ta folks!? The economy!? Constitution!? Blue states!? America!?
3. “WAKE UP!, silent majority! (op word, MAJORITY!) NU? Anarchy? Marxism? A cop-less society? Lawlessness? Doolittle Congress? Open borders? Culture-vulture/p.c. propagandized-politicized warfare?
4. CIVIL WAR II =  KILLIN!, BURYIN! America.
5. “SPEAK UP!, silent majority! – ER FOREVA LOSE America!” DUH!
6. “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people.” John Adams
7. Ta those who HATE! America, “SHOO!, flies! Turn in yer citizenship papers! This sporty sport’ll help ya pack stack n rack! Drive ya ta yer transport! um hmm HERE’S a net! – fer crumb catchin in a fun spot, Caribbean. 

   THE END. ER . . .
   Psst!, I’M channelin Miss Nancy, ta “JIST SAY NO!” NO NO NYET!; ole blue eyes, “doin it MY way!” umm hmm, man.

Joan Glaser

Conclusion

The Looney Loons plan on enslaving you in their socialist “utopia.” Fortunately, since they’re raving mad we can still defeat them.

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